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pemsylvania:

I wasn’t feeling well so I fell sleep really early like 5 o’clock and I woke up and it said it was 7:20 and so I rushed to get ready and my parents refused me to drive to school even after I missed my bus so I started walking down the road and got about half a mile before I realized it was 7 PM

the worst part is that my parents don’t believe me. they think this is a prank. they actually don’t believe I’m this stupid

I wasn’t feeling well so I fell sleep really early like 5 o’clock and I woke up and it said it was 7:20 and so I rushed to get ready and my parents refused me to drive to school even after I missed my bus so I started walking down the road and got about half a mile before I realized it was 7 PM

The only really good advice out there is to practice gargling water to the tune of a song. you never know when you’re going to need it

theres always that one person who says “im the realest” after a teacher says first things first and that kid needs to fuck off even though sometimes im that kid but still fuck them

memeking69:

nearly had it andy

centralist:

This is the best gif of all time

centralist:

This is the best gif of all time

Kill la Kill is not an anime adaptation of Sonic Adventure 2
someone who hasn’t watched kill la kill or played sonic adventure 2 (via foxnewsofficial)

hey can i borrow your phone? i have to call my dad. i forgot to make my bed and i don’t want him to think im just being defiant.

my dad just fired me

my dad just fired me