launchpad mcquack
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how many times can i use kill

maritzac:

what boxes

maritzac:

what boxes

neyruto:

i had the most surreal experience of my life at the mall i was standing by one of those god forsaken meme t-shirt stands and a sweaty pre-teen boy pointed to a shirt and yelled “gandam style” and started to half-heartedly do the dance without taking his eyes off of the shirt. his face was so red. he was tired.

orientation sucked looks like im not going to school this year

littlemammal:

at work last week i was ringing up this guys order and when he signed i was trying to read his signature and i was like “is your last name Duck?” and he got really nervous and he was like “oh nobodys ever uhh noticed before…. i signed it as donald duck i always sign as donald duck im sorry”

she looks so perfect standing there in HEAD TO TOE BODY ARMOUR

i dont know why anyone else says “let the cat out of the bag” but i keep a cat in my bag along with all of my secrets written on strips of paper and when i let the cat out sometimes they fall out. this is written on one of them.