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my grandma asked for help

my grandma asked for help

my mom invited me to a party at our house on facebook and i replied in the invite and said “sorry i dont think ill be able to make it im staying home with my family this weekend” and i can hear her laughing downstairs

i take psycho out of psychotherapist. im a therapist.

reallyreallyreallytrying:

i’m the guy who shoots the bullet through the CDs to make the hole

found this gem while cleaning out the wasteland that is my closet

found this gem while cleaning out the wasteland that is my closet

google should make it impossible to search for pandas for a day. every result that turns up is for pandora. how many people would notice. how many people are looking for pandas

bewbin:

bewbin:

im watching transformers, ill live blog it 

they transformed 

i want a room full of second graders so i can ask them to spell genre on a piece of paper and ill change my name to the most wrong and creative spelling

the first time i got married my mother in law wore black like she was going to her sons funeral and the second time i got married my mother in law wore white. not only was she wearing white but when she found out i was wearing white she got discouraged to wear it
my mom