like the state

hallways don’t exist in my house, when you open a door it takes you into the room you want to be in most. I’ve never been in any other rooms except mine and the kitchen

the sun isn’t even big or special or anything it’s just average at best who gives a shit about the sun it doesn’t do anything good for anything outside of our galaxy lets get rid of the sun

What if you stepped through the wardrobe and accidentally ended up where the wild things are

I was under the impression that there were juice boxes in this house and now I realize I have no reason to stay

Left brain and right brain? More like what’s left of my brain! I had half my head cut off!!

bombing:

adventures-in-the-impala:

officialunitedstates:

bombing:

the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876

a good post AND i learned something.  thanks tumbrl

tumblr it’s spelled tumbr

i didn’t catch that. thanks tumbr

thirstfollower:

I’m really good at breakdancing I’ve broken 36 vases, 20 tables, and 27 chairs

socks in the dryer sacrifice them selves to their dryer god and thats why all your socks are missing 

once at a football game i bought 40 pierogies