22,000 bricks

yes i know it says con artist but it also says artist so who knows maybe the painting is real

me: *walks up to a group of middle schoolers skateboarding*
me: lemme show you a trick or two
middle schoolers: *hand me a board*
me: this one's called stealing
me: *runs away with it*



the tree out front is sick. im rooting for it to get better.

i beleaf it will get better but only if it branchs out on the medicine it will use. just let it get some rest so dont bark at it or it’ll wake up

i will kick your ass

the tree out front is sick. im rooting for it to get better.



inappropriate places to fall asleep. go.

insomniacs support group

this is a drawing of our friends. this is you, me, and everybody else. wanna know why that ones messed up? because its a hammer. because he’s a tool.
my friend telling me what he thought of our other friend



as someone who can’t help using contracted forms, let me just say: it’s what it’s

the best place to get in an argument with someone is on a hill so you can roll away if you start losing

there should be a tv show about people who binge watch tv shows and it should be on netflix so you can binge watch it